my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
you had such a thirst for knowledge; and now school has ruined that.
I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
i’d say this is a very effective message
This is the Kardashian Fir. (scientific name: Skankus Bigbuttus) Originally native to the forests of Armenia, the invasive species of tree can now be found in some rich neighborhoods in the United States. While the tree is superficially pleasing to the eye, botanists note that it is completely empty on the inside and needs near constant maintenance and attention to survive.